Sunday, May 07, 2006

Advice

We’ve been getting all sorts of advice since we started this journey to parenthood. Most of it has been really great, some frustrating, some ridiculous, and some even rude. But for some reason over the past 7 days we’ve got some real gems including my all time favorite words of encouragement in French. I’m posting all for the betterment of humankind!

“For the first couple of weeks after you have your baby don't get dressed - stay in your housecoat (Sean, this only applies to Nancy!). This helps people who come to visit realize that you are recuperating and that they should keep their visit short.” Dayle Craig

“Don’t slip in her amniotic fluid.” Patricia O’Flanagan

“If you have a choice between getting stitches or having the kid pulled out by one of those vacuum things…get the stitches. You’ll heal but you don’t want your poor child to have one of those awful bumps on its head for the rest of its life.” Petronella van Herpt (otherwise known as my mom)

“Lâche pas la patate!” translates to “Don’t let go of the potato!” Ghislain Demers

“Sex induces pregnancy” Kajsa Beck via Josh Ullery to Sean on the phone

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