Using the Lord's name in vain...at 4 years old...

At an ultrasound appointment last week...it wasn't going well...Keenan was not impressed with being held down by myself and Sean while Gerry, the ultrasound tech was desperately trying to take some images...

"Jesus Gerry, Gerry Jesus, Gerry please turn off the computer, Jesus Gerry"

 Gerry was a really nice guy and great at his job but it soon became pretty clear that he deeply regretted his attempt at making Keenan feel at ease by using the whole "we're on a first name basis so you can trust me" tactic.

 Then today, after a visit to the doctor, we're back at home...Keenan has had enough of doctors, medicine, coughing, his fever and just wants cuddles on the couch and simply won't tolerate anything but my complete unwavering attention...

"Mom, this is a Jesus Crisis and I'm NOT going to wait for you to go to the bathroom before I get my cuddles."

 Thank Jesus for my high capacity bladder.